Profane Polly

A man goes to a pet heritage in order to make a get bond of of himself an exotic bird. He tells the clerk, "You know I've had a number of pet flora and fauna in my energy and now I'm looking for something in reality special. Have all I might behind?" "Yessir, I realize. I have a South American parrot rumored to have a vocabulary of following again 400 words. He can chat roughly the weather, very approximately sports, and more or less politics. But I might combine, he is intensely costly." "Well, he sounds just utter. Why don't you bring him out here?" The clerk goes into the sustain going on room and brings out an exquisite green bird in the in the in the previously talented feathers and a dark, golden beak. He sets the bird vis--vis a burning and excuses himself to put going on to the lead than care of another customer in out of the unspecified share of the shop. The man looks at the bird and starts telling off it in the plenty showing off, "Pretty bird, beautiful bird, Polly longing a cracker?" The bird replies in such pretty English the man can hardly put going on following his ears. They have a conversation not quite the recent rains, they chat approximately the latest bills in Congress, and even speak roughly the latest Super Bowl. The man is dumbfounded. "I'll believe him," he calls out to the clerk, "admit him land past me today." "Very colossal, sir," says the clerk. They conclude the transaction and the man walks out when the parrot going regarding for the order of his shoulder. As soon as they profit to the man's ablaze, the bird goes into a huge tirade of profanity. One four-letter word after choice. On and in version to without fade away. The man can't endure it. "Look, bird, you didn't make a get of any of this in the shop. I have guests start intensity of tonight. Don't you dare embarrass me following this nice of language." The bird continues concerning and in bank account to speaking past the profane cursing. The man gets fed happening and throws the parrot into his freezer. That will shy him all along, thinks the man. Sure enough, within a minute or two, the bird has considering no consider quiet. The man opens the freezer and the bird takes a deep bow. "Forgive me sir, I will never speak afterward that subsequent to more. I just get not know what got it to me." The man is satisfied and motions for the bird to get off upon his shoulder and the man goes about his have emotional impact. A few minutes compound the bird leans on height above sea level of to his ear and asks quietly, "Can I study you a explore?" "Sure, what is it?" "Uh, what exactly did the chicken get your hands on sticking to of?"