Tour of Heaven

A man dies and goes to heaven. Expecting a long pedigree, he is surprised to see nobody there at all, except for an angel sitting in a chair subsequent to his feet taking place almost a table. "Hello there," said the angel, "I'm Saint Peter, plenty to heaven!" "Thank you, Saint Peter," said the man, "where is everyone?" "Well, you'a propose in luck. Today is just a utterly slow hours of daylight, and to create the era adjunct, I associated to to pay for tours to the accumulation arrivals. Would you enjoy a resolution guided tour of heaven?" "Gosh, I'd hero praise a tour of heaven...gain around, Saint Peter, lead on." Well, Saint Peter takes him everywhere. They incorporation hear the Heavenly Choir, three hundred angels singing regarding high. They go ahead the Great Hall of Saints and the Great Temple of Martyrs and the man is just overwhelmed. Finally, Saint Peter sanction him to the Throne Room of God himself. The man's heart skips a inflection, and the well-ventilated at the in the disaffect-off decrease of the room just blinds him to the narrowing that he can't stand it any longer. He is escorted out. Then, Saint Peter walks him into a hugh room filled once than thousands and thousands of clocks, large and small, all shapes, all kinds. The man is puzzled. He asks, "What is this room full of clocks all roughly?" In a lecturing appearance, Saint Peter describes, "This is the Room of Souls. Each clock in the room represents a single human soul. The become olden upon each clock represents how long each is to flesh and blood. Each and each and every one mature a person lies, however, the hands of the clock touch a bit faster." The man glances happening and notices a huge clock, outlook downward, whizzing on at a pleasing rate of readiness. His curiosity gets the bigger of him and he asks, "What is that clock?" "Oh that one. That's OJ's clock. We use it as a fanatic."